Westralia only just got over celebrating hitting the 3 million resident milestone on Thursday when news of the latest population flood washed over newsrooms. Despite…
View More Westralia’s population swells to 4 million as expats return to join Starbucks queue
Adoring British expats had been struggling to deal with the pain of their glorious leader snubbing Westralia on his royal tour. That’s until King Charles…
View More King Charles admits Perth snub was in protest of WA changing the name of his countrymen’s train line
Which beach is Perth’s best has been a contentious issue among locals with almost no chance of reaching a consensus, until now. Based on a…
View More Como Beach voted Perth’s best beach 2024
Despite having an eternity to prepare for this moment, Perth has been sent into a panic after Roger Cook announced the Ellenbrook line would officially…
View More Perth frantically bolsters defences as Ellenbrook line finally gets an opening date
A construction site in Perth has been left shocked after habitual liability and full time Kiwi scaffolder “Spyda” took umbrage to a number of minor…
View More REPORT: Local Scaffolder Absolutely Itching For It
Perth man Johnno took the recent run of pleasant weather as a sign we were over the hump and it was nothing but sunburns and…
View More Tough times for Perth man who ceremoniously banished long pants from his wardrobe yesterday