Back before AI threatened to take over the world, another sentient being reigned supreme – the humble Kreepy Krauly. A device created to help us…
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Swan Watch doing the Lord’s work keeping track of the price of Swanny D pints across WA
There is a particular type of pub goer in WA that only needs two things to be happy – a cold pint of Swan and…
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TransPerth reveals that if more than 50% of their escalators worked at any one time it would summon a great evil they vowed to protect us from
TransPerth has hit back angrily at critics who accuse it of constantly having out of service escalators which creates inconvenience across the train network. In…
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Man forced to terrorise office stairwell and hit on coworkers while Jacob’s Ladder remains closed
It wouldn’t be overstating things to say that the real victim of yesterday’s senseless blaze at Jacob’s Ladder was fitness devotee Brad. Known for smashing…
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Guantanamo Bay has condemned Bunbury for their use of The Wiggles, claiming even they wouldn’t go that far
The Bunbury Council has caused a stir after it was revealed that The Wiggles was used to deter and torment rough sleepers who had taken…
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The area surrounding Jacob’s Ladder / Kings Park has gone up in a blaze
The area surrounding Jacob’s Ladder has gone up in a blaze. Fireys are on the scene at Jacob’s Ladder trying to get the situation under…
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