Matilda’s fan Jessica has suddenly speaking with ceceo which is colloquially known as the Spanish lisp. The change happened immediately after England scored a 3rd…
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Find out why people are saying, “Karrinyup? I thought that was just a big shopping centre?” today! 1. Have a meltdown on the back nine…
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TransPerth has taken the unprecedented step to close a major train line today after deeming the risks to the Australian public “too great” to keep…
View More BREAKING: Transperth shuts Joondalup Line to protect the sanity of Matilda’s fans today
In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
View More REPORT: Matilda’s bandwagoner laying it on a bit thick…
A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff. In a heated…
View More Kalamunda Parents Forbid Daughter’s Blossoming Romance With Boy From Down The Hill
Roger Cook has boldly progressed with plans to establish a WA Embassy in Canberra by plonking a mining donga right outside Parliament House. He addressed…
View More Cook whacks a donga outside Parliament House to establish a WA Embassy In Canberra