In true Qantas fashion, Alan Joyce departed at a time that was not scheduled. This time, it was an aggressively early departure which is both…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Misunderstood Perth Storm Just Wanted To Ensure You Were Up Bright & Early For Father’s Day
Sections of the community are calling for an inquest into the absolute racket the Great Perth Storm was making last night and well into the…
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Newly Single Man Deploys Double-Popped Collar To Devastating Effect
The early 2000s called, they want their stud back. Newly single man Dave has just put himself back on the market after a solid 20…
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OPINION: Get the fark out of my way!
G’day shitfabrains, Robbo here, got a wild idea for youse lot, get the fark out of my way when I’m driving on the road! Or…
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9 Exciting Ways To Spend A Rainy Day In Perth
Go swimming in a surprise pool – surprise pools is one thing Perth does exceptionally well. Thanks to the ridiculously shit drainage across the city,…
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Dutton tells WA that a “Yes Vote” will mean the cows won’t know when to get milked
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has been accused of taking advantage of the misinformation shitstorm surrounding the referendum to make some rather bold claims. Claims he…
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