Netball Australia has devised an ingenious plan to claw back some of Gina’s withdrawn funding without having to display her logo on their official uniforms…
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Twiggy outdoes Gina’s $100k gifts by giving 10 employees a ‘15 79 series Landcruiser
Never one to be outshone in the realm of generosity, the Twigman has responded to the news of Gina Rinehart gifting 10 employees 100 thousand…
View More Twiggy outdoes Gina’s $100k gifts by giving 10 employees a ‘15 79 series LandcruiserRoyal Commission To Be Held To Understand How Anyone Could Treat An AU Wagon So Poorly
WA has announced that it has spoken to the Prime Minster and Governor General and a Royal Commission will be held to determine just what…
View More Royal Commission To Be Held To Understand How Anyone Could Treat An AU Wagon So PoorlySelf-Serve Checkout Rorter Claims He’s Just Doing His Bit To Fight Inflation, RBA Approves
A man busted trying to put through expensive deli meats in mushroom bags today has exclaimed his innocence. Saying he only sought to rip off…
View More Self-Serve Checkout Rorter Claims He’s Just Doing His Bit To Fight Inflation, RBA ApprovesLocal Councils Consider Allowing Right Turns At Beaufort & Walcott Again To Spice Things Up
The City of Stirling and The City of Vincent have considered spicing things up a little and allowing motorists to turn right at the notorious…
View More Local Councils Consider Allowing Right Turns At Beaufort & Walcott Again To Spice Things UpFormer Crypto-Bro Slides Seamlessly Into His New Identity As An AI Expert
It has been an eye opening couple of years for former Perth cryptocurrency “expert”, Ben, who admits that while he lost everything on meme-coins he…
View More Former Crypto-Bro Slides Seamlessly Into His New Identity As An AI Expert