Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…
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A colour-blind NOR eshay is in pieces today after being informed by his mum that he will still be able to attend Bar1 because the…
View More Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him
Yesterday, Bar1 in Hillarys announced that red shoes will be banned from their nightclub in what can only be seen as an attempt to de-eshay…
View More Red Shoe Ban A Real Blow For The 5 Wearers Not Already Banned From All Licenced Premises in WA
After 14 years of New Zealand life, young Tom’s mind has begun to wander to exotic and exciting places. He doesn’t know why but he…
View More Young Kiwi Sticks Map Of Baldivis To Bedroom Wall Hoping To Manifest His Dream
Boasting some of the highest population of Saffas per capita, the suburbs have decided to rally together to stop any mention of cricket in their…
View More Iluka & Currambine Band Together To Ban The “C Word” For Comfort Of Residents
It was truly as bad as it gets at an intersection on Leach Highway today. Reports state a Hyundai Excel made a last-minute decision to…
View More Local tool unrepentant after nabbing free lane and putting in pathetic effort at pole position