Charlie’s identity as a young, free & wild at heart man has had the last nail in the coffin hammered in after he found himself…
View More Perth man completes transition from “young & free” to “ratepayer” as he becomes overly invested in the pedestrianisation of local mixed-used precinctCategory: BREAKING NEWS
BoM accused of breaking sacred Aussie social custom by trying to dictate its own nickname
The Bureau of Meteorology has drawn the ire of Australian social customs authorities today over a press release asking to no longer be referred to…
View More BoM accused of breaking sacred Aussie social custom by trying to dictate its own nicknameFamed French pastry chef “devo” he’ll never tick “Hungry Spot, Mnt Lawley” off bucket list
One of the best in the business, who wishes to remain anonymous, has apparently broken down in tears this afternoon after finally getting around to…
View More Famed French pastry chef “devo” he’ll never tick “Hungry Spot, Mnt Lawley” off bucket listBREAKING: Legend Nedd Brockmann proof you can move from Cottesloe to Bondi and not be a massive wanker
Brockmann has done what most men couldn’t. Nay, most mere mortals couldn’t. He made the shift from Cottesloe to Bondi without being a massive stain…
View More BREAKING: Legend Nedd Brockmann proof you can move from Cottesloe to Bondi and not be a massive wankerWA’s first fully licensed Emergency Department Bar & Grill Proposed For Yagan Square To Cover All Bases
“Emergency DeBARtment” is a radical concept that hopes to find a compromise between the will of the public and the desire to not let Yagan…
View More WA’s first fully licensed Emergency Department Bar & Grill Proposed For Yagan Square To Cover All BasesLocal ladies form an orderly queue after Perth man starts a fight at jet ski ramp
Perth has been treated to a display of raw, unadulterated masculinity as an impatient man started a fight at the boat ramp this morning. Witnesses…
View More Local ladies form an orderly queue after Perth man starts a fight at jet ski ramp