Labor retained the seat of Rockingham last night after Magenta Marshall won 50% of the primary vote. Streaks ahead of Liberal candidate Peter Hudson (17.65%)…
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After “basically” a whitewash in the 2023 Ashes, the English cricket team has decided to take the unprecedented step of inducting every single member and…
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Located in Perth’s premier South Eastern utopia, Thornie is a place that doesn’t know if it wants to be a roller shutter suburb or not.…
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Monstera – you like to take credit for the natural beauty and talent of others. Yes, that monstera looks shit-hot but you really didn’t have much…
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A Perth office monkey should have paid attention in year 10 science when they taught students how shadows work after his shame was cast on…
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