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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA Footy Fans To Demand Extradition Of Ed Sheeran If A Player Even Gets A Cramp

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…

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WA Man Develops Trust Issues After Being Tricked By A Green Milk Carton Over East

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

“These sickos drink what?”, the man was heard yelling as he erroneously believed the green carton he spotted in the deli would contain spearmint milk.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification

Belle March 18, 2023 SORWA Culture

SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…

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Irish tradie’s blood now legally able to be sold as Guinness halfway through St Pat’s Weekend

Belle March 18, 2023

An Irish tradie living in Perth is in the middle of a pretty full on St Pat’s Weekend. So much so that Australian regulators concede…

View More Irish tradie’s blood now legally able to be sold as Guinness halfway through St Pat’s Weekend
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WA Police Recruit Community FB Admins To Help Tackle State’s Cop Shortage

Belle March 16, 2023

The Western Australian Police Force has reached out to community FB admins to step up and finally fulfil their dream of policing their turf for…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

REPORT: Tuesdays Way Shitter Than Mondays

Belle March 13, 2023

A young office worker has finally realised that Mondays are nothing to fear. Despite the culture around hating Mondays the young buck has learned that…

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