Freo fanatic, Dave spent Saturday night telling all his beloved friends to shove it up their arse as the mighty purple was going to be…
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Perth Man Begins Camping Out At Taco Bell Construction Site
Canning Vale Man, Jeremy still struggles to live with himself after failing to be in the first wave of crook-digestion seeking hordes to descend upon…
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Butler resident Bill has expressed feelings of normal human joy this afternoon after hearing the news that Manchester United will be returning to Perth in…
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“Not this shit again”, a Perth city worker muses as he side eyes the ever-rising price of his morning coffee. Like many Western Australians who…
View More Rising Cost Of Living Triggering Heinous Boomtown Price Memories in West AussiesTradie’s Liver Praying He’s Not Rained Off Site Again Tomorrow
A Kelmscott tradie’s liver has sent an SOS signal to the man’s body in the way of unsettling pains after he spent another day rained…
View More Tradie’s Liver Praying He’s Not Rained Off Site Again TomorrowElon Musk Puts In Bid To Buy The Quokka
As the world watches on in bemusement at Musk’s Twitter takeover bid, the tech billionaire has been making moves in sunny WA. According to sources,…
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