Pursuant to an emergency meeting of Perth’s rich, blow-ins wishing to pass through any Western Suburb boundary will now be forced to meet a dress…
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Evaporative Air Conditioner Owner In Denial About Dryness of Perth Heat
Bob is currently in deep denial about the efficacy of his evaporative air conditioner as it battles to cool his double brick home in the…
View More Evaporative Air Conditioner Owner In Denial About Dryness of Perth HeatClive To Bring Legal Action Against Himself For Damaging His Reputation
In an Australian first, Clive Palmer has sensationally instructed his solicitors to file an action against himself for damaging his reputation. A spokesperson for Clive…
View More Clive To Bring Legal Action Against Himself For Damaging His ReputationSuper Bowl Fan Plans To Surprise Valentines With 12 Hours of Day Drinking Before Date
Tom knew love was in the air when he knocked the top off his first pre-Super Bowl party froff at 6:30 this morning. Sure, It…
View More Super Bowl Fan Plans To Surprise Valentines With 12 Hours of Day Drinking Before DateREVEALED: Perth Stadium Was Forced To Set Up OnlyFans To Supplement Lost Income
Perth Stadium hasn’t had any live sport since December so one may have asked how the big girl was making ends meet? Well, we can…
View More REVEALED: Perth Stadium Was Forced To Set Up OnlyFans To Supplement Lost IncomeTransport Authority To Raise Funds By Selling Creepy Cockburn Faces As NFTs
The Transport Authority has had a truly inspired idea to raise well-needed funds for some shit or rather by dipping their toes in the highly…
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