Dan has once again taken to social media to call everyone involved in predicting Perth weather a time-wasting muppet given the unsatisfactory amount of bad…
View More Impatient storm enthusiast doesn’t realise warnings aren’t specific to his exact address
A man who happily swam at Mullalo last summer can’t believe the concerns that athletes are having about competing in the aquatic shittopia that is…
View More Mullaloo swimmer reckons the River Seine looks pretty good to him
Carlton & United Breweries saw opportunities where France saw disaster. Offering the European nation a pretty penny for some of that sweet, sweet Seine water. …
View More CUB buys up gigalitres of The Seine to improve the taste of its froffs
A Perth man has finally destroyed the last remaining thread he shared with his distant ancestors by actually purchasing a bunch of rosemary from Woolies…
View More Man’s hunter-gatherer ancestors roll in their grave after he buys rosemary from supermarket
In a move that will shock industry insiders, Channel 7 man Brian Taylor has sensationally been poached by Nine to come and commentate the Olympic…
View More Nine poach BT to commentate the Olympics after deciding the public hasn’t endured enough
8:00 am – I awaken to a familiar twang of a random pain in my body. My wife reckons I stuffed my back demonstrating butterfly…
View More A Day in the Life of an Olympics Armchair Expert