In a desperate attempt to weasel out of a cousin’s wedding, Perth man, Dan has taken to online marketplaces to make an infected sack of…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Joop! Limits Imposed At Perth Pubs As Punters Start Moving Inside
Venues across Perth have begun to implement a stricter Joop! policy to protect the increasing number of West Aussies seeking shelter from the Autumn arctic…
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Fremantle Couple Name Firstborn “Flagmantle”
Fanatic Dockers supporters Claire & John’s beautiful baby boy was safely delivered at 6:05 am and they wasted no time naming the child “Flagmantle Mundy…
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Bored Farmer Decides To Set Up Hobby Firm In Perth
WA Farmer Bert has become a bit bored with plying his agricultural trade and decided to dip his toes into a hobby private equities firm…
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Bunbury Dad Exhausts Extent Of Technical Know-How Sending Kids Reminder SMS To Get Mum A Present
“Got mum pres? Food 12”, was the heroic, hail mary throw that Bunbury dad Colin sent out to his kids at 8 this morning. True…
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Court Sentences Offender To Serve 1 Year Of Daily Tonkin Highway Commuting
A petty criminal and serial courtroom pest has been ordered to serve 1 full year of daily Tonkin Highway commutes to give the man an…
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