It’s not a skatepark but Cott locals are concerned that Heavy Duty’s art installation for this year’s Sculptures By The Sea could attract “young thugs”…
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Not Posting a Photo Of Red Sunset Classified As Treason Against The Nation of Westralia
The Sunset Commander has declared that any Westralian not gawking in awe at the red sunset or sunrise this week and posting a photo to…
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Western Suburbs Deploy Anti Blow-In Measures After “Poor People” Suspected of Bringing In Virus
Pursuant to an emergency meeting of Perth’s rich, blow-ins wishing to pass through any Western Suburb boundary will now be forced to meet a dress…
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Evaporative Air Conditioner Owner In Denial About Dryness of Perth Heat
Bob is currently in deep denial about the efficacy of his evaporative air conditioner as it battles to cool his double brick home in the…
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Clive To Bring Legal Action Against Himself For Damaging His Reputation
In an Australian first, Clive Palmer has sensationally instructed his solicitors to file an action against himself for damaging his reputation. A spokesperson for Clive…
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Super Bowl Fan Plans To Surprise Valentines With 12 Hours of Day Drinking Before Date
Tom knew love was in the air when he knocked the top off his first pre-Super Bowl party froff at 6:30 this morning. Sure, It…
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