A well-to-do Inglewood swinging dick, is ropable that the Wait Awhile State dared to improve critical infrastructure in such a manner as to inconvenience his…
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“He simply didn’t meet the dress code”, was the official line from the participants of the smash on Tuesday afternoon. Adding, “we have standards for a…
View More SOR Tough Guy Denied Entry To Pub Biff For Failing To Wear Red Jordans
Perth Dad, Craig, has blamed a combination of Easter break disorientation, the FOGO system, and his useless teenage children for failing to get his red…
View More Perth Dad Looking At Your Bin To Rehome Stinking Bag Of Seafood After Missing Bin Day
Double demerit periods are special times of the year where cash strapped relatives are united with their drongo Commodore driving kin to “take one for…
View More Elderly Relatives of WA Hoons Brace Themselves for Double Demerit Hit
“Good” Fridee eve is the perfect storm for Dan’s as tomorrows closure of bottle shops mixes with people trying to get away down south for…
View More REPORT: Uncle Dan’s Absolutely Copping It This Arvo
Perth millennial, Taylor is really hoping the time she’s investing in her cob loaf will do the heavy lifting to change the prevailing consensus among…
View More Millennial Hoping Cob Loaf Will Help In-Laws See Her As Less Of A Failure This Easter