ScoMo has a clear message for WA, he’s just picked up a fresh bottle of D5s and if anyone wants one, all you have to…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Baysie Bridge Agrees Not To Feed Until Supply Chain Issues Are Smoothed Out
In an effort to reduce the number of empty shelf photos the media get their hands on, the Baysie Bridge has done Perth a solid…
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ScoMo Backs WA Borders, Promises To Do Kickflip Off Telstra Exchange
In an attempt to get WA voters to forget about the “Clive” incident last year, ScoMo has not only thrown his support behind WA’s border…
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Lawyer Praises WA’s Ambulance Ramping For Taking The Chase Out Of Ambulance Chasing
A WA personal injury lawyer has heaped praise on WA’s atrocious ambulance ramping figures stating, “business has never been better”. Ordinarily, most of his day…
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Influencer Denied Entry To Black Diamond Lake After Forgetting Blow Up Flamingo
Joy turned to tears on Tuesday, when, Tamara, an aspiring influencer realised she’d forgotten to pack a large, blow-up flamingo to float on during her…
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Media Restricted To 2 Empty Shelves Articles A Day To Ease Pressure On Supply Chain
In a gnarley move to prevent panic-induced, unnecessary consumerism, WA news outlets have been restricted to 2 sensationalised articles per day, per outlet until pressure…
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