In a joyous victory speech, Albo thanked the WA people for helping make that “weak dog” ScoMo piss at the polls and helping the ALP…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
ScoMo Back In WA To Promise More Iron Ore, GST And To Reopen The Great Escape
ScoMo has a simple 3 point plan to win back the heart of a state that largely views him as an anti-WA, Palmer-backing dacks cacker.…
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ScoMo Hoping For Spot In Eagles Defence Should He Be Out Of A Job On Saturday
ScoMo or “Bulldozer” as he’s known around the local footy circuit is hedging his bets with a potential career in the undermanned West Coast Eagles…
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ScoMo To Let West Aussies Dip Into Super For Jet Ski Purchase
In a last-ditch appeal to young WA punters, ScoMo has extended his “Super for Housing” scheme to include the purchase of a jet ski to…
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Perth Man Offers Cash For Positive RAT To Get Out Of Wedding He Doesn’t Want To Go To
In a desperate attempt to weasel out of a cousin’s wedding, Perth man, Dan has taken to online marketplaces to make an infected sack of…
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Joop! Limits Imposed At Perth Pubs As Punters Start Moving Inside
Venues across Perth have begun to implement a stricter Joop! policy to protect the increasing number of West Aussies seeking shelter from the Autumn arctic…
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