Authorities have been left baffled by the “severe sniff fest” going on at Perth Cup and fear that there may be an outbreak of some…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
The BTT’s Year In Review PART 2
WA farewells an icon (July) – WA’s favourite pachyderm finally called stumps on a fantastic innings. Tricia lived to 65 years of age and never…
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The Bell Tower Times Year In Review (PART 1)
Esperance takes a shot at the king (January) – It seems ol sunny Esperance was sick of Cottesloe being WA’s most iconic beach so they…
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Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season
It’s no secret that the silly season brings with it great hordes of non-pub people. What drink do non-pub types love more than anything else?…
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Suburban Street Descends Into Anarchy As Confusion Over Bin Day Takes Hold
A quiet suburban street in Perth’s south has been gripped by the grimey claw of bin-day fever. A coupla public holidays in a row have…
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South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance
As the weather warms up, Mother Nature reminds Perth she’s still here by releasing the iconic Swan River shart stench into the air. It’s truly…
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