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BREAKING NEWS Local

Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas

Belle December 16, 2022

Young Ellenbrook child Towbee made an absolute fool of his little self after climbing on Santa’s knee and telling him what he wanted for X-Mas,…

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Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem

Belle December 15, 2022

Perth man Ted has been balls deep in a X-Mas ham frenzy for the better part of 2 weeks and his loved ones are beginning…

View More Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem
BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Dhufish Ban Expected To Deplete Stocks Of Fresh Tinder Photos In 2023

Belle December 13, 2022

Critics of WA’s fiercely contested legislation to help safeguard the survival of local demersal fish such as dhueys and snapper has the nation’s horndogs concerned.…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Useless Angler Doing A Good Job Of Pretending He’ll Be Affected By Dhuey Ban

Belle December 13, 2022

Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

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Camry Driver Mixes It Up, Decides To Clog Up Fast Lane At Local Lap Pool

Belle December 12, 2022

A seasoned Camry driver has felt the need to spice up his serial impediment life and taken his award winning cloggage skills to the fast…

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WA Girl Deems Day At The Beach Completely “Pointless” After Phone Battery Dies On Arrival

Belle December 11, 2022 influencer

Emma thought she’d hit the jackpot – a low 30’s, light morning breeze, and not a whiff of gainful employment to stink out the influencer-toilet…

View More WA Girl Deems Day At The Beach Completely “Pointless” After Phone Battery Dies On Arrival

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