Authorities believe they have located the infamously lost radioactive capsule after reports a Landcruiser numpty vanished into the future after hitting 142kph trying to block…
View More Radioactive Capsule Located After Landcruiser Goes Back To The Future Trying To Block Overtaking Lane
WA has proposed the nation honour the “true king” of Australia and put a lump of precious iron ore on the new $5 note. It…
View More WA proposes iron ore on new $5 note given the country wouldn’t have any money without it
Police were tipped off to suspicious behaviour yesterday after several motorists witnessed a young family in a Prado go whistling past The Crooked Carrot rather…
View More Suspicions Raised After Hip, Young Family Fails To Stop At The Crooked Carrot For Lunch
Knowing he is one sickie away from termination, Perth man Simmo has hedged all his bets on 2 banging Maximum energy drinks in about an…
View More Perth Man Who Didn’t Get Tomorrow Off Has The Most Elegant Solution
An excited punter has made sure he took Friday off as annual leave which secured himself a 4 day long weekend. 4 lovely days of…
View More Man Celebrates First Night of Long W/E By Sealing The Deal On 3 Day Hangover He Won’t Recover From
The RBA has made a bleak prediction today, warning the nation that they are about to cop a massive, steaming load of the kind of…
View More Nation Set To Cop Big Load Of WA Boomtown Prices, RBA Warns As Inflation Rises