Casual swimmers all across the country have lost motivation to pursue their favourite fitness hobby as the hot chip shortage worsens. See, aquatic centres aren’t…
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In a move that probably won’t shock society as much as it should, Notre Dame University has decided to throw in the tertiary-education-towel and just…
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The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just…
View More Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival
A colour-blind NOR eshay is in pieces today after being informed by his mum that he will still be able to attend Bar1 because the…
View More Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him
Yesterday, Bar1 in Hillarys announced that red shoes will be banned from their nightclub in what can only be seen as an attempt to de-eshay…
View More Red Shoe Ban A Real Blow For The 5 Wearers Not Already Banned From All Licenced Premises in WA
Boasting some of the highest population of Saffas per capita, the suburbs have decided to rally together to stop any mention of cricket in their…
View More Iluka & Currambine Band Together To Ban The “C Word” For Comfort Of Residents