Perth Dad, Craig, has blamed a combination of Easter break disorientation, the FOGO system, and his useless teenage children for failing to get his red…
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Elderly Relatives of WA Hoons Brace Themselves for Double Demerit Hit
Double demerit periods are special times of the year where cash strapped relatives are united with their drongo Commodore driving kin to “take one for…
View More Elderly Relatives of WA Hoons Brace Themselves for Double Demerit HitREPORT: Uncle Dan’s Absolutely Copping It This Arvo
“Good” Fridee eve is the perfect storm for Dan’s as tomorrows closure of bottle shops mixes with people trying to get away down south for…
View More REPORT: Uncle Dan’s Absolutely Copping It This ArvoMillennial Hoping Cob Loaf Will Help In-Laws See Her As Less Of A Failure This Easter
Perth millennial, Taylor is really hoping the time she’s investing in her cob loaf will do the heavy lifting to change the prevailing consensus among…
View More Millennial Hoping Cob Loaf Will Help In-Laws See Her As Less Of A Failure This EasterPerth Family Pumped To Spend Long Weekend On The Phone To Qantas
An overworked Perth couple can hardly contain their excitement after having their previous plans thrown into array by Qantas unleashing an Easter clusterfuck on them…
View More Perth Family Pumped To Spend Long Weekend On The Phone To QantasPerth AFL Hopeful Takes Out Insurance Policy On Mullet To Safeguard Career
Like many young AFL hopefuls, Brett knows that if he doesn’t maintain a lush, flowing mullet his odds of being selected at the draft are…
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