Sources from within the Palmer camp say the rotund litigation pest was livid that WA dared to create policy without first checking with him. In…
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Perth was shocked to hear that the AFL had ruled against staging a Grand Final parade in Perth due to terminal butthurt-itis, “terrorism” concerns, and…
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Despite 6 months of neglect, local man Kyle inexplicably reckoned his rig was ready for the big stage at Scarborough today. How wrong he was. …
View More 30 y/o Scarborough turbo shocked after realising beach body isn’t quite there yet
If you’ve ever been walking down the street and suddenly get hit in the nostrils by a strong stank of baby-batter you could be forgiven…
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Yesterday, we received a report that a Dôme Café location scout was seen licking his lips, rubbing his hands together, and announcing that he wanted…
View More REPORT: Dôme Café Really Likes the Look of that Waterside Location in Your Suburb
Gage Roads won’t be supplying the 2021 Grand Final with beer after being shafted by the cruel strap-on of competing contractual relationships. Although it’s arguable…
View More Beer Taps to be Attached to Urinals to Honour CUB Contract at Perth Grand Final