Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…
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What your choice of Breakfast says about you
Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…
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Perth girl who returned from 6 months in London with an accent isn’t fooling anyone
Tanya has decided to call it quits after getting through 6 months of a 2-year working visa in London. Her decision to leave the overpopulated…
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AFL to replace record with a definitive list ranking every slur
The AFL has set an unusual precedent after effectively ranking the severity of slurs by reference to how may weeks you get pinged for uttering…
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Man didn’t purchase an appliance with a 4-star energy rating just to take the sticker off
Local bigshot Adam has finally worked his way up the corporate ladder to a position that allows him to buy slightly above-average home appliances with…
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Baldivis matriarch flexes on neighbours by bringing out a Vienetta after dinner party
Belinda was sending a very clear message on Sunday night to the neighbours she invited around to a BBQ when she brought out an original…
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