Australia’s leading doctors have called for a warning to those suffering high blood pressure before the next Matilda’s game. The warning comes after a tense,…
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Crime plummets in Perth as City’s NRL fans are busy watching the Double Header at Perth Stadium
The Western Australian Police Force has extended a heartfelt thank you to the NRL for rounding up all of the City’s troublemakers in one convenient…
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Buddy Franklin signs a 9 year, $10 Million deal with the Curtin Wesley Footy Club
In a less than shocking development, Buddy Franklin has called curtains on a magnificent AFL career. After 18 seasons he’s finally saying goodbye to footy……
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One of Simmo’s HJ’s soft serve machines better be fkn working because the kids are getting ice creams tonight!
Simmo has sent a series of urgent messages to his two Hungry Jack’s stores seeking confirmation that the soft serve machines are in full working…
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“Never in doubt”, Flagmantle fan says after quietly deleting several weeks of online meltdowns
Dan, a loyal Flagmantle fan has been unable to stop himself fist-pumping around his living room after declaring that today’s victory against the Cats was…
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English Cricket Team Inducts Itself Into the ICC Hall Of Fame
After “basically” a whitewash in the 2023 Ashes, the English cricket team has decided to take the unprecedented step of inducting every single member and…
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