Mums all over Scarborough are taking to Facebook groups to ask who tf has their GHD straightener after Cooper Connelly put in a serious effort…
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ADF Enlist Cooper Connolly To Train Deep Sea Divers On How To Perform Under Pressure
The Australian Defence Force has reached out to Perth hero Cooper Connolly to beg him to come and teach their highly skilled clearance divers a…
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Great Northern, XXXX and Iron Jack have absolutely flown off the shelves after the Perth Scorchers stole the thunder from an animated Brisbane Heat this…
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It has been revealed that Novak Djokovic has been severely downplaying his injury this whole time. Rumours began to circulate at the start of the…
View More Novak Reveals He Actually Had Entire Leg Amputated 5 mins Before Aus Open FinalREPORT: Perth Weather Taking The Scorchers, Heat, Furnace Theme Pretty Seriously
The great Perth weather gods have got WA BBL fever as they command the big burning ball in the sky to give spectators a real…
View More REPORT: Perth Weather Taking The Scorchers, Heat, Furnace Theme Pretty SeriouslyAO Official Sponsor Presses Fresh Batch To Help Players Push Through 4 am Matches
The Aussie Open’s official sponsor Rolex has minted a fresh batch of pingaz after players have complained about the late scheduling of matches. Rescheduling is…
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