Alastair Clarkson has caught another lucky break this evening after enthusiastically transporting his winning team to their hotel in the team bus. Witnesses claim he…
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A passionate Flagmantle supporter has absolutely cracked the shits today after his beloved team failed to secure a first round win against St Kilda. Reacting…
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It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…
View More WA Footy Fans To Demand Extradition Of Ed Sheeran If A Player Even Gets A Cramp
A hardcore Flagmantle fan has cracked the absolute shits after watching the unfavourable result in yesterday’s preseason simulation game against the Crows. Some within his…
View More Flagmantle Fan Throws In The Towel After Unfavourable Result In Glorified Scratch Match
Netball Australia has devised an ingenious plan to claw back some of Gina’s withdrawn funding without having to display her logo on their official uniforms…
View More Netball Australia Dresses Up As Hancock Employee To Try And Nab Some Of Gina’s Bday Bonuses
Mums all over Scarborough are taking to Facebook groups to ask who tf has their GHD straightener after Cooper Connelly put in a serious effort…
View More Scabs Mums Report Spate Of Missing GHDs As Groms Try To Replicate Local Hero’s Cut