Dustin developed his hyper-masculinity in school – he played first’s footy, he sprouted bum fluff early and got his licence before everyone else because he…
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Ms “Strawberry Needle Copycat”
Shareese wakes up to the 6th case of a needle being found in a WA Strawberry; like a CFMEU representative, she knows it’s her time…
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Mrs Coles’ Miniature Toys
Kath is the sort of full-time mummy that will decry Coles for profiteering with 15c plastic bags, but happily spend $30 each trip to try…
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Ms Plastic Bag Ban
Its been a week since the plastic bag ban and Sue isn’t taking it well. How could these corporate fuck-monkeys be so cruel to fling…
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Mrs Neighbourhood Watch
Like a disorientated Big Bird at a Sesame Street suckatorium, Karen is always sticking her beak where it doesn’t belong. She is the sheriff in…
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Ms Perth Night Noodle Markets
You don’t stay at 5-star resorts in over 2 Asian countries without picking up a little something about Asian cuisine, sweetie. In fact, Vanessa’s culinary…
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