After just one short week in Melbourne, Simone can’t stop flicking her coffee bean of pretentiousness in public. It’s the only way you heathens are…
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Category: WA Culture & Notable Events
The WA Country Boy
Todd’s parent’s hopes were simple: for Todd to not end up like his brother who is no longer permitted to drive or his cousin who…
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Mr “I Moved Next to a Pub and Made a Noise Complaint”
It’s 10pm, and Simon’s thrilling game of Solitaire is disturbed by the pub next door’s audacious decision to play music for its paying patrons. Aw…
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Mr Aussie Hip Hop
What are the five best hip hop songs of all time? Cosby Sweater, Cosby Sweater, Cosby Sweater, Cosby Sweater and Cosby Sweater, ‘cos Hilltop spit…
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Mr “Yeh the Boys!”
Years spent laughing at inane Unilad posts had rendered Thommo the personification of a jizz-covered FHM magazine laying on the toilet floor of low brow…
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Ms Justin Bieber Concert
Bieber’s level of celebrity is like having the ability to suck yourself off: undeniably impressive but leaves most of us asking, yeh ok, but why?…
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