The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…
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Category: The Human Zoo
Ms Uni Exams
There were more gaps in Mia’s education than a British toddler’s smile. Lectures were abandoned for vague promises to review the material later, and tutorials…
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Mr Pilbara Earthquake
Dan was safely asleep in his Belmont dwelling when his FIFO-y senses tingled him out of slumber. He could feel a disturbance in shit-talk-force and…
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Mr Perth Barber
Tye is a freelance barber that has been evicted from every chair he’s rented in the past 6 months. His hair styling abilities are sub-standard…
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The Dodgy Mechanic
Phil has a very particular set of skills, skills he acquired over a long career, skills that make me a nightmare for the mechanically-illiterate. Essentially,…
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Mr Daddy’s Boat
Boat season is Oliver’s annual opportunity to boost his social ranking. As it stands, he is about as popular as the discount bin at a…
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