A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…
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The Perth Accountant
Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…
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Stop the presses. Old mate Kev has read a poorly worded chain post stating that Perth is about to go into lockdown “indefinitely” because the…
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Brendan is the type of bloke who wanks to his ATM receipt on payday. Some say the joy is in giving, but not for Brendan,…
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Rex shuffles around the TAB in a pair of piss-stained Diadora trackies that have formed such a repulsive crust that Dominos is trying to find…
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There is only one rule in regards to Facebook-guided mothers: there are no rules. After the child is birthed the placenta of entitlement flops onto…
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