Deklyn is a simple man, he likes dirt bikes, cones and paying his sister’s mates for gobbies down by Lesmurdie Falls. Modern fashion angers him,…
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Category: The Human Zoo
Mr “Adam Goodes is a Flog”
Macka’s irrational hate for Adam Goodes reached a surreal climax on the weekend when he was escorted from the stadium following a racial slur. His…
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Mr Golden Triangle
William allows the silver spoon of entitlement to penetrate his privileged kwon and knows that the harder he grinds on the generational-elitism, the bigger the…
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Mr Bali Ash Cloud
Two weeks ago Bryan had a YOLO moment after too many cans of bourbon and booked a trip to Bali. Giving late notice to his…
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Ms Dry July
As she forgets her reasons for running and the sun sets on a rainbow sky, Simone must mercilessly dry hump July’s new hashtag like her…
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Mr CEO Sleepout
Bossman’s spread-sheet personality is as warm and inviting as some antihistamines at a used grundy factory. He discards thousands of employees like yesterday’s Armani suit…
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