Daz has toured the show circuit for 20 years and is better at separating bogans from their money than a Centrelink piss-test. He runs sideshow…
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Category: Party & Entertainment
Ms “Groovin the Moo”
Groovin the Moo transforms Bunbury from an ice pipe paradise into Jared from Subway’s vision of heaven: scantily clad juvies dressed like they’re no stranger…
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Ms “Happy Birthday”
Turning 21 used to signify the legal drinking age in Australia. Now it means the start to a brutal attention-seeking endurance event that only the…
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Mr Origin
Each factory-manufactured rip on Tyler’s fuckboy shorts represents a gaping void where something useful used to go. Dignity, serotonin levels and the slim chance of…
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Ms Perth Boat Hoe
In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…
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Mr Perth DJ
Sam’s DJ’ing is the melodic equivalent of a particularly orgasmic scissoring session between Fran Drescher and Julia Gillard. When Sams on stage he transforms into…
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