7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…
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The 7 Stages Of Sunday Sesh Grief
Shock – any seasoned Sunday sesh pisshead will know the feeling all too well. How did midday turn into 8:45 pm so quickly? You’d let time…
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11 Heinous Creatures You’ll Want To Avoid At The Pub
The guy who thinks waving a pineapple is ballin’ – Woah, calm down Bill Gates, you wouldn’t want to start a stampede of every female bartender…
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6 ways to avoid the “Your Mate” tag this silly season
Practical steps to avoid being the biggest disgrace at silly season functions. Even if your natural state is to be the one. 1. Work on…
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What Your Choice of Cadbury Favourites Says About You
Cherry Ripe – you’re an old-school, seasoned campaigner that believed pleasure is for the weak. Cherry Ripe is your one oasis away from Old Gold &…
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A Day In the Life of a Swan Valley Party Bus Girl
9:00 am – I ready myself for battle by applying a British hairdresser amount of make up. This is my war paint, the Swan Valley…
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