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7 Pests You Can’t Avoid On Rotto
The Western Suburb’s Elite The dad sports a long-sleeved Polo with speedos, the wife is technically classed as a flotation device given the amount of…
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What Your Choice Of AFL Team Says About You
Eagles – like the guy with the massive softy that hasn’t been able to get it up for a while, you are coasting on your reputation…
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5 Ways To Stop Sweating Like a Greasy Lump Of Cheese In The Perf Humidity
There is nothing quite like going from blistering dry heat to a swamp-arsed living hell in February & March. Hot humid days are kind of…
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5 Ways To Assert Your Boomer Dominance Over Your Neighbourhood
Congratulations on your decision to move from casual suburban pest to a full-time rate paying Rambo that won’t rest until your enemies lay in a…
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A Day In The Life Of A Range Rover Driver
9:00 am – awaken to boorish knocking and aggressive phone calling from a tradesman. He claims he’s been here since 8:30. I try to remind…
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