A Belmont man has decided to flex on his neighbours by showing them just how worldly he is with a little backyard transformation.
Having enjoyed a tacky Balinese themed backyard for some years, Brayden said that it was time to embrace the traveller he had matured into and is planning to add some token Japanese items to showcase this. Adding,
“A lot of people in me circles have the Balinese thing going but I’m a Japan pest now. Did you know you can just drink on the street ha ha, 9% cans too ha ha, the misso said we’ll get a Suntory slushie machine for summer, ay, less sugar so I can drink like 20 of ’em”
Naturally, the rigours of the understated minimalist style Japan is so well known for is a “bit much” for Brayden so he reckons a shishi odoshi fountain and a zen garden (sand pit) will do the heavy lifting. Adding,
“This is still a shoes on inside household alright. It’s Japanese Aussie fusion mate. And I ain’t sitting on the farken ground to eat me teriyaki skewers cooked on me Hibachi mate, this is still a CHAIR household. You need to draw a line I reckon ay”
Brayden’s grand reveal should be ready in a few weeks but it’s already looking pretty average. His neighbours have confessed they don’t have high hopes for Brayden to capture the tranquillity of a Japanese garden.
Especially given the man’s favourite hobby is consuming his body weight in booze and cranking
Time will tell.
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