Daryl from Belmont is absolutely fuming after it was announced The West Coast Eagles finalised a trade that saw them give up pick 3 and take on two 27 year olds Baker & Owies, as well as pick 73.
According to Daryl, the team needs to be stacked to the brim with children as young as possible for his award winning game plan to work.
We spoke to Daryl who was trying to serve Don Pyke personally with legal documents he drafted in a fit of rage. He told The Times,
“WHAT DON’T THEY GET ABOUT PLAY THE KIDS. IF YOU WANT TO WIN GAMES YOU NEED KIDS AND THEN YOU NEED TO PLAY THEM. PICK 3 IS A GREAT KID”
No doubt there will be a few people in the Eagles’ membership section that might want to get on board Daryl’s angry legal proceedings that probably don’t have much chance of seeing the light of day.
Especially given that his Victim Impact Statement is written on a series of beer coasters.
Daryl is wanting $20M in damages for hurt and distress caused by the trade.
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