To combat the ever-increasing cost of registering your vehicle, the Department of Transport has given consumers the option of paying with their literal arms & legs.
A spokesperson for the DoT told The Times that instead of struggling to pay the annual fee, drivers can offer up one of those healthy, juicy limbs for an agreed period. Adding,
“It’s not an exact scale and will differ form limb to limb. However, a nice toned leg could be worth at least 10 years, an option we except many Westralians to start taking us up on”
Indeed they have. We spoke to a battler who told The Times that it was a no-brainer. Adding,
“It’s quite ironic. I have really good legs now because I couldn’t afford rego so I walked everywhere. Now they are telling me I can get a decade for it ha ha. Only way I can afford to drive unfortunately”
When we asked what DoT were doing with all the limbs they remained tight lipped. Although some believe they are used as scarifies to the vengeful spirit of Baysie doesn’t return.
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