The Serbian superstar is taking no chances to ensure he reaches another final at the Australian Open. As part of his training, he’s enlisted the help of world-renowned method actor Daniel Day Lewis.
Day Lewis will work closely with Novak to perfect his acting technique to try and quell the constant allegations that he fakes injuries as part of his twisted mind games.
A source close to Day Lewis told The Times,
“Day Lewis reviewed hundreds of hours of Novak and believes he is one of the finest actors of this generation but there is always room for improvement. That kind of perfection is only possible under a man like Daniel Day Lewis, perhaps the greatest actor to ever exist”
We can report that Daniel Day Lewis has been hobbling around Melbourne and spontaneously collapsing on the floor with a variety of supposed injuries to prepare for his role. A witness told The Times,
“You wouldn’t write about it, I saw THE Daniel Day Lewis do a hamstring while waiting for a coffee in South Yara the other day. Man, I heard that Day Lewis went all the way to hospital and refused to break character. Even when the doctors revealed the scans showed nothing. Dedication to his art”
Novak plays Zverev today in a must win game to progress to the final which is largely tipped to be against Sinner, provided he can get through no.21 seed Ben Shelton.
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