Liquid Nightclub aka Liquids has long been closed but the building itself had stood proud next to the old Rockingham Hotel for years.
Even a fire couldn’t destroy the DNA contained within those hallowed walls. With some urban explorers noting that the stairs & floor still contained a solid layer of “ambiguous fluid” most likely to be human.
Well, they have now confirmed that indeed the thick slurry coating the stairs is a mix of almost every bodily fluid you can think of – from blood, saliva, pus, faeces, urine and yes, plenty of jizz.
In fact, so much jizz, that scrapings have helped scientists piece together the mysterious ancestry of many of the city’s residents. Founder of project Rockternity told The Times,
“We have matched countless children to their true fathers. It is a bit technical but the sugar from Pulse drinks actually formed micro layers in the DNA matter so we were actually able to pinpoint DNA to an exact date. That’s how much shit was spilled on those stairs. Quite a marvel”
We spoke to Dexlyn who admittedly wasn’t too happy to find out he had another mouth to feed. Adding,
“Mate, I was giving every ounce of fluid I had to that place. There’s no way I could’ve kept track of what went into who. I guess I’ll grow to love Decssy but my plate is a little full with the other 8 I have”
A mother who admitted that she had “no idea” who fathered her child one fateful night at Liquids said the technology was remarkable. Adding,
“They were able to come up with a short list of 3 men and I was able to speak to them and narrow it down to 2. However, it became clear who my baby daddy was by the way his knuckles faced forward at all times just like my son”
Amazing stuff. More on the demolition of liquids here: