A dedicated Eagles fan has taken the day off work to cruise up and down Stirling Highway with the goal of flipping as many birds at infuriating drivers as he can.
He is perfecting his technique so he can join the other Eagles at the 9 minute mark at giving the one finger salute to the AFL over its treatment of Harley Reid.
By lunch time, Bryan had already freed about 30 birds and was feeling in top form. Adding,
“I was on, mate, I was on. This moron in a Porsche decided they suddenly wanted to turn right without indicating and I managed to swerve into the left lane and as I soared past, I gave it everything I had. It was a beautiful thing and I really can’t thank Stirling Highway enough for bringing me to boiling point every time”
Indeed, Bryan was also able to execute some textbook flips at drivers dangerously cutting him off trying to avoid a bus stoppage and, of course, the many drivers who drive 30kph under the limit and greatly extending everyone else’s time on the Highway.
Bryan knows he has much work to do though. Vowing that his gesture will shine above all others in the sea of blue & gold protest.
Goodluck big orse.