The West Coast Eagles members have delivered a strong message to the public ahead of Western Derby 60 at Perth Stadium this afternoon.
That message is that they certainly hope no one is planning on having too much fun! Not on their watch!
We spoke to a bolted-on Eagles member who said he hoped everyone going to the game, especially those in their section, would respect how they liked things done, adding,
“We like the atmosphere in the members section to be somewhere between a funeral and a tax audit. Ideally we’d expect this same atmosphere all around the ground but we only have jurisdiction in our section. Make no mistake, we will be reporting any fun we see when we venture out to retrieve more wine”
Being an Eagles home game, there stadium will be riddled with stuffy old Eagles members who haven’t enjoyed life since getting free uni education.
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This is particularly important information for any non-member-peasant that has managed to get invited to the game. With one Eagles member telling us,
“I saw a blow-in at the last game. A single mother at the point of a mental breakdown trying to find a spot for her pram while juggling her kids. She needed help. So I comforted her by ordering her to move her pram because it was bothering us”
Another Eagles member told The Times,
“It’s an unfortunate part of life that non-member-scum sometimes slip through the cracks. I remember one game when some filthy little boy thought he’d cheer on his hero Jake Waterman. We glared at him for as long as we could and then told a security guard to have him removed”
Sounds like a ripping time in that section.
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