Entire 2006 Eagles playing squad appointed new coach of West Coast

Western Australia footy media has been shocked by the announcement of the new coach of the West Coast Eagles.

It was previously thought that Daryl from Belmont would be taking the top spot.

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However, it has now been announced that the entire 2006 Eagles playing squad will be taking the reins.

The move is expected to inject some juice into the current culture and get some of that premiership glory pumping through the veins. A spokesperson for the new coaches told The Times,

“Arm windmills all the way, the boys will learn from the greatest era of Westralian footy. Even Judd is on board, probably”

Undoubtedly the move has every team in the AFL shook. It’s no secret that the 2006 Eagles side was a force of nature.

Simmo has approved the move. Probably.