The Western Australian Police Force has confirmed they were not taking any chances at next year’s “junior leavers” on Rottnest Island and have enlisted the services of Hermes Endakis.
Sensationalist headlines hit the news yesterday that a pack of (probably) private school kids ran amok on Rottnest Island.
Holidaying families were reportedly harassed as the unsupervised teens engaged in the time honoured tradition of an underage Rotto piss up. Things won’t be so easy for them next year.
A spokesperson for the WA Police told The Times,
“The City of Stirling hae enormous success bringing in Endakis for the escooter scourge so we are confident his special set of skills will keep the kids in line next year. He’s unconventional by my god does he get results”
Not everyone is convinced however, with many Ship to Shore fans remarking that Hermes was incompetent and unlikely to be the right man for the job.
A concerned parent told The Times,
“Hermes was regularly outsmarted by a gang of youths lead by a ginger. Is this the best WA can do?”
Nevertheless, Hermes is confident that the kids won’t get away with it next time.
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