Influencer couple name their first child “Content”

An influencer couple who have lived out their entire relationship one 30 second reel at a time have welcomed a brand-new baby boy to the world.

It wasn’t easy going but the father managed to film every single minute of the painful labour while the mother’s sister was on hand to make sure her “natural-no-make-up” amount of make-up stayed fresh.

After birthing the child, the couple decided to make a very special video of them announcing the baby’s name and how they are so grateful for him choosing them. A nurse on the scene told The Times,

“They told me they were naming the child after the thing that means the most to them – content. I almost vomited on the spot”

In the video, the influencer couple go on to say that baby Content already had his own set of socials and they should hit like & subscribe so they don’t miss a moment of his stay in NICU. Another nurse told The Times,

“Yeah, the baby needed some help and the parents spent the entire time flicking through motivational quotes to attach to a photo of the baby in the NICU. They said it sucked the baby needed the care but the silver lining was how much engagement his first post will get”

By all accounts, society edged ever closer to total downfall that day.