Inner city man loves the smell of freshly vacuumed artificial grass in the morning

An inner-city Perth man, Thom, says there is nothing quite like getting up early on a Sunday to give his fake grass a good vacuum.

Only true artificial-grass-addicts know the feeling, he reckons as he continued,

“Today I got up at about 7am to start my day, first I spray & wiped all my fake plants and then I got to the business end of things with my Dyson. I just put it on a nice gentle suck and the fake turf never smelled more artificial, love it”

In fact, his neighbour also loves the weekend ritual and even described it as a good laugh. Adding,

“Seeing that idiot out there with his vacuum makes my weekend. I’m pretty sure he’s damaging both his vacuum and his fake grass but I don’t care, we just sit there laughing and enjoying the aroma of actual fresh cut grass, far superior mate”

Of course, Thom doesn’t have time to maintain a garden but still wanted to look like he had the nicest yard on the block.

Little does he know, he’s not fooling anybody.