Japanese Resort in popular areas such as Niseko & Hokkaido are reluctantly offering Westralian tourists a “boss” package to help them deal with the culture shock of going to a different Asian country.
For an additional fee, all resort staff will happily greet you as “boss” during your stay. We spoke to the owner of a popular ski resort who told The Times,
“This brings great shame to Japan and I resisted heavily. Unfortunately, money is getting tighter all over the world so to remain competitive we must give these godless heathens what they truly seek, boss”
Not only will Westralian tourists have access to the “boss” package but many resorts have brought in professional hair braiders to fill another void.
We spoke to a Westralian who said he’d outgrown Bali and was ready to wreak his personal brand of obnoxious travelling on Japan. Adding,
“I was worried that I wasn’t gonna get the same respect I deserve so I have to say I appreciate the Japanese bending a knee here. After all, they’d be nothing without m tourism dollar ay”
Truly horrific. No doubt the new package will truly put the reserved politeness of the Japanese people to the test.