Adoring British expats had been struggling to deal with the pain of their glorious leader snubbing Westralia on his royal tour.
That’s until King Charles explained his decision at a special function in Canberra. When asked why he wasn’t going to check out the pleasant dry heat this time of year he said,
“I told Western Australia that what they did to my countrymen in the great northern sprawl was unacceptable. Joondalup train line has been servicing my more loyal subjects since 1992 and it is absolutely ghastly you’d show it such disrespect”
We spoke to a Butler resident who said he no longer felt the existential sadness of daddy Charles turning his back on his Westralian children. Adding,
“Live for something or die for nothing innit. My King has bwought national attention to this twavesty and has stood in solidarity with us! The Yanchep Line is dead all hail the King!”
We can report that representatives for the Royal family attempted to broker a deal with Metronet but were told the line would remain under its new name, Yanchep.
It was when negotiations fell apart that the King decided to take a stand. Not everyone approved of the King’s actions, however.
We spoke to a Yanchep local who said many of his loyal subjects live in Yanchep and perhaps the King should have paid his respects to the new world order of Northern sprawl public transportation.
Sounds ominous.
Documenting the Human Zoo is thirsty work, so if you enjoyed what you read how about buying Belle a beer, ay?