Virat “King” Kohli has been spotted down at a local Melbourne Bunnings helping out with the sausage sizzle this morning in a move that cements the man as the king of barbecuing.
The group running the show didn’t even need to request his presence, he just knew some good barbecuing had to be done and he was the man to do it. A witness told The Times,
“Wow, this man knew his way around a barbecue. Absolutely masterful. There was a small line when he rocked up and he made short work of that. Refusing to budge until the job was done. Amazing stuff”
This amazing effort on the tongs come after he delivered one of the all time greatest barbecues on in form teammate Yashasvi Jaiswal.
Rather than accept the batters call, Kohli decided to stay but and burn the wicket of the young’n who was almost certain to make a century and dig the team out of a rather deep hole.
An expert on barbecues told The Times that Kohli should be charging for that kind of masterclass, adding,
“People pay hundreds of dollars for a day course in barbecue and Kohli revealed all the secrets for free. Then backed it up this morning down at Bunnings. What a man”
Love your work Kohli.
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