Onlookers were treated to a taste of how the other side live today when SOR resident Macka walked out onto his balcony with a can of JD and a Winnie Gold.
It was the sort of extravagance one would expect to see on a superyacht in Monaco. As one witness told The Times,
“You could see that every time he took a drag he didn’t want to puke due to some weird, horrible garbage he was forced to buy from the servo because it was under $35”
Witnesses to the spectacle also note that the drink in question didn’t appear to be the 4-pack on special at any local bottlo.
Hoping to get a glimpse into this life of luxury, The Times reached out to Macka who continued to impress. He told The Times,
“Yeah I used to be like you. Checking what 4-pack was on special and running the Chesterfields or whatever but then I hit it big mate”
Intrigued at how he pole vaulted several social levels, we asked him to elaborate, he told us,
“Sold me 2006 VS Commodore. Hard to let go of such a collectable but I’m minted now”
La dolce vita, Macka.