A Western Australian weeb or “anime-enthusiast” as he prefers to be called has launched an extraordinary attack on his fellow countrymen.
Witnesses observed the fedora-clad “man of culture” getting noticeably irritated at Perth Airport before yelling “you people don’t deserve Japan!”
We managed to catch up with him to ask him what motivated his outburst. He told The Times,
“Japan is my second home, this is my 20th holiday. I’ve watched every anime every made and have mad skills with an authentic katana my parents bought me for my 30th birthday. These degenerate bogans just come to drink! The Japanese hate them!”
While he raises a few good points it was glaringly obvious that he was overstating his own level of welcomeness in the land of the rising sun.
We spoke to a Japanese tourism official who told The Times while Japan accepted Australian anime tourists the weebs still made them feel a bit uncomfortable. Adding,
“Enjoying Japanese culture is fine. We encourage that but some of these weebs give us the creeps. Did that guy tell you about his fondness for certain vending machines?”
He certainly did not but in many ways he didn’t need to say a word. It was written all over his face. Playing Devil’s Advocate we asked the angry weeb if he thought the Japanese were kinda laughing at him. He told The Times,
“Baka! I am accepted and will be meeting my Japanese love soon. For the past 10 years we were talking online I’d just printed out a photo of my waifu to stick to my dakimakura. Does that sound like an insufferable weeb?”
Touche.
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