The WA Government has taken the public’s criticism of some of its signage on the Wilman Wadandi Highway on board and have come up with a better sign to match their commuting ethos.
Instead of the “unhelpful” sign showing a rough diagram of the area, the public will be inspired with a series of inspiration quotes you’d find on a middle-aged. essential oil-selling divorcee’s Facebook page in 2013.
A Government insider told The Times that the signs were there to reassure people. Adding,
“Let’s face it, no matter how clear the signage is people are still going to cook it. There’s just too many options and most are busy rubbing one out while filming it anyway – yeah, we look at all the road cameras we install buddies, so knock it off”
We asked a local Bunbarian what he thought of the new concept, he told The Times,
“I heard what that cunny said and that’s not true! It’s those Collie sickos from up the hill doing that but yeah, I guess I’ll get lost either way so may as well feel inspired and that ay”
Indeed. Although some sceptical sorts have accused Gina Rinehart of being behind the new initiative amid claims too many punters are taking up the irresistible urge to bypass Bunbury and the O.G farmers market. Our insider told us,
“Look the Government is and will always be committed to giving Westralians the right to bypass Bunbury. That’s a human right for all intents and purposes”
Good to know.
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