A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling confession.
At approximately 18:03, the man was overheard telling his wife that he was planning to live in the moment and observe the fireworks solely with his own eyes.
A witness told The Times,
“Who does he think he is? You go to fireworks and you record the entire thing in HD thinking you were going to enjoy the spectacle at a later date, of course you don’t, but does he think he’s better than the rest of us?”
Police have confirmed they removed the man and told The Times that they are more worried about people like that than youths on bikes or warehouse workers with box cutters. Adding,
“We live in a society and things are done a certain way. We simply couldn’t trust someone who intended to march to the beat of his own drum. Queen Gina has paid a lot of money for this PR stunt and expects it to be littered all over social media”
We tracked down the bloke who decided to grab a cold one outside the City limits. He told The Times,
“I will never film fireworks. I am not a moron. Have you ever in your life rewatched it? It’s overrated to begin with let alone a second watch. Between you and me I think it was my wife who informed on me”
We can reveal that it was.
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