Much like Mount Lewotobi Laki-Laki is spewin’ ash, Perth man Jaxtyn is spewin’ frustration after being informed he’ll have no other choice but to extend his idyllic holiday and continuing getting pissed in an infinity pool.
Jaxtyn was due to fly out yesterday until being told his flight is cancelled. He also woke up to the news today that he wouldn’t be going home due to continued unsafe conditions and limited flights out.
On his 8th Bintang for the morning Jaxtyn told The Times,
“This is just inhumane. Another day in this paradise. Yuck. To think I could be back in Perth getting yelled at by the misso for taking her good moisturiser to help bounce back at the number of tugs I’ve been getting. I’m livid mate”
Indeed, Jaxtynn is also inconsolable that he actually has a decent reason to miss work for a change. Not that he ever was one to shy away from a cheeky sickie. We caught up for a chat with his boss who told The Times,
“Honestly, the dog can just stay over there. Do you know I found out he’s been taking the entire sleeve of bickies home and then tries to fight me over not having enough biscuits in the break room? This guy is a top tier, grade A farkwit”
Jaxtynn has admitted that despite his outrage he has made no meaningful attempts at securing a flight home today.
By all reports, that is unlikely to change.